Dictatorship of the pussy-grabbers

Can I be the only one who suspects that the entire good vs evil schtick that's been going down in DC is, at root... just that?

Schtick?

Think about it. The last couple of years US politics has looked like it's scripted by the same geniuses who brought you reality TV and the WWF.

In the blue corner... give it up for the most experienced, the most competent, the most presidential candidate in history... HILLARY CLINTON!!!

And in the red corner, welcome the one and only, the most evil character we could dream up, the most racist, most nativist, most misogynistic DONALD J TRUMP!!!

Mostly bullshit, if you ask me.

Donny J. and the Clintons go way back. They've palled around since forever. Here's a shot of Trump and Bill Clinton after what looks like a way fun afternoon at the golf course.



Here they're posing with the caddies who carried their bags. Note the Playboy Bunny logo on the shirt of Trump's caddy. Goddamn, that Hugh Hefner did so much to empower women, didn't he? HH was one of the greatest feminists of the 20th century, no doubt about it.

And Bill's squee... I mean caddy, looks like she could be a Russian hooker in her other job, when she's not shlepping Bill's bag. Either that or one of Trump's ex-wives.

These folks are all in on the joke. They've got themselves roles in the greatest reality show ever.

US politics.

But remember, even though these actors will do well for themselves with these roles, the producers are gonna make the real killing!