Saturday, January 20, 2018

Learning to love those Google algorithms

It's been barely a month since the good patriotic folks at GoogleTwitterFacebook announced that they'd modified their algorithms to weed out seditious anti-American propaganda.

We're fully aware that we're small potatoes here at Falling Downs, but holy shit, we had no idea how small we actually were. And we got way smaller after the big dogs clamped down on "Russian propaganda" and all that shit.

That "Russia stole our election" canard has got to be one of the most odious examples of state propaganda in our time. Unfortunately, the think tank here at Falling Downs has fallen victim to this witch hunt. Thanks to Google's algorithm adjustment, we're down to two or three page views per day instead of two or three hundred.

Apparently there are ways to circumvent the algorithm censorship regime.

Let me try a few of them out:


  • Trump invented lying 
  • Trump introduced lying to politics
  • Trump introduced racism to America   
  • Trump is just one awful dude
  • Trump is the most racist fucking shit-bag white supremacist to ever occupy the White House
  • Trump this and Trump that and Trump up the ying yang

That little outburst will, hopefully, restore my viewership to three dozen per day from three. That should get us off the Google never-Trump shit list...

At least until the thought police see this:


 Image result for Trump Al Sharpton

Yup, that's Donny J and the right Reverend Al Sharpton in happier times...



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