1. Get him hooked on all things internet as early as possible. An iPad while he's still in diapers is a good idea.
2. As he is growing up, make sure you bombard him with messages about how there is no hope for humanity. If you don't, the internet will.
3. Remind him at every turn that he will never have a decent career because immigrants, or free trade agreements, or robots, are killing all the good jobs.
4. Allow your sullen teen, obviously alienated by 1,2, and 3 above, to skip school and play kill-em-all video games all day and all night.
5. Get your sullen and alienated young person pumped up with anti-depressants prescribed by respected professionals and produced by the most prestigious pharmaceutical companies in the world.
That should do it!
As long as you live in a place where anyone can buy any firearm they fancy, with virtually no questions asked, you should be good to go!
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