The BBC has revealed that the Persians have changed their minds about attacking US interests in their 'hood. The imminent threat, passed along by Jerod Kushner's sources in the region, had pundits' sphincters palpitating in rapturous anticipation across newsrooms throughout the Western World.
Well, I guess that's a disappointment... we'll just have to go back destroying Iran the old-fashioned way; with murderous sanctions designed to make the economy scream until the wretched masses cry "Uncle," as in Uncle Sam, please save us from the Ayatollahs.
Not nearly as impressive on the TV screen as thousands of bombing runs, and it may take a little longer, but when you're the Exceptional Nation you've got God, time, and Western media on your side.
Something's got to give way eventually.
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