You've got to hand it to the Colonel.
Colonel Sanders that is. What with all the war mongering that's been going on, the desk thumping and the idiotic "all options on the table" talk, it takes substantial cajones to open up a KFC in the Islamic Republic.
I'd be careful. Every time the Ayatollahs want to have an anti-USA rally they're going to send the crowds to demonstrate in front of the KFC. After all, it'll be the closest that America has to a diplomatic presence in Iran.
The Colonel will become synonymous with The Great Satan.
Iranian terror groups will link up with animal rights groups like Peta in the West and fight a combined action to save Islam from the Great Satan and the chickens from the Colonel.
On the other hand, maybe the Ayatollahs will develop a fondness for the Colonel's secret recipe.
No comments:
Post a Comment