Oops... Oh wait a minute. I'm getting mixed messages from the crop circles...
Here we go... Bieber is the.... A N T I C H R I S..... wait a minute!
That can't be right. Let me try again.
I'm walking around my crop circles with a divining rod and a ouiji board. Been walking around in circles for hours. The messages keep changing...
O B A M A A N T I C H R... oh shit! Obama is the anti-Christ? No, just hang on here. Let me try again.
Wait! Be very quiet - I think I'm getting a message... I hear a "N"....
N E W T H A I L T H E M E S S I ....
Say what? Newt is the Messiah? Or is the crop circle delivering a message to Newt, that he should hail Justin Bieber? If it's a message to Newt, why is the crop circle in my field instead of Newt's?
These damned crop circles are so vague in their messages...
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