Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu was rushed to hospital in the early hours of Friday morning after complaining of a painful bowel obstruction.
Attending doctors soon discovered the problem; the visiting Canadian Foreign Minister John Baird had gotten his head stuck in the Prime Minister's anal orifice.
A spokesman for the Prime Minister said he was not surprised by the turn of events. "We are accustomed to a relatively high level of ass-kissing here, especially from visiting US Senators and the like, but we've never seen anything like this Baird fellow. He has certainly raised the toadying bar to a new level."
Netanyahu is said to be resting comfortably.
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