Iranians ratchet mid-east tensions to new heights

Within hours of banning the Bart and Homer Simpson dolls Iran's Ministry of Toys and Holy War announced two new Ayatollah-approved dolls for the Iranian market.

According to Deputy Ayatollla Rabidad Nabobidad the new dolls are in no way inspired by or derived from the Homer and Bart Simpson dolls that raised the regimes hackles just hours ago.

I'm guessing that there's a whole bunch of patent attorneys and copyright lawyers all over Manhattan who might disagree.