Thursday, November 26, 2015

Kathleen Wynne fires up bong, decides medicinal marijuana users can light up anytime, anywhere

Well hallelujah! Ontario pot-heads yesterday won the right to fire up them (medicinal) fatties anywhere... it's friggin' medicine after all! Y'all are free to smoke your (medicinal) weed anywhere you'd take an aspirin!

And that's pretty much anywhere, near as I can tell!

In the waiting room at your dentist's office. At your next parent-teacher meeting. In the grocery store. In church. In court. While driving down the 401 at 140 clicks...

Alas, what sounds too good to be true usually is.

Wynne and her advisers came down from their buzz in the early hours this morning, took a look at the headlines in the morning papers, and shrieked a collective "WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST DO!?!?"

They've been in climb-down mode all day.

And that's probably a good thing.

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