Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Police suspect cannibalism as body parts discovered on Ryerson University campus

And not just any old body parts, but a heart!

Oh, wait a minute... it was an animal organ... part of an "art project."

Of course!...

False alarm, folks. But ya gotta stay vigilant. After all, Luka Magnotta fancied himself an artiste of sorts too, did he not?

What gets me is that they didn't have enough horsepower available at Ryerson to establish within five minutes what species that organ came from.

You'd think that would be job one before you send lurid headlines all over the land and beyond...

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