The BBC has a story on view that once again confirms the popular prejudice that black people are stupid.
Apparently retired Air Chief Marshal Alex Bad Day was able to abscond with 20 millions from the Defence accounts, and this during that minute window of opportunity that popped open between his ascension to the portfolio and his recent retirement.
Well done, my good man!
Unfortunately, he's now in big trouble.
Hey guys, cut that shit out already! You're making a bad name for Nigeria.
Here's how you gotta do it.
You gotta do it like the Americans do it. Don't just steal the defence budget when you're the Defence Minister.
That's just stupid!
Would an American do that?
No! Here's how the Americans do it; you don't steal the budget per se... what you do is cultivate good brotherhood with the defence contractor community.
You know what I'm talking about!
A little pork here...
A little more there...
A wildly larded up contract for the home state...
Hey, once you're "retired" from cabinet you'll find yourself making at least 20 millions every single year just out of the good will you spread around in that "defence contractor community!"
THAT'S how it works, and as an added bonus, you will never go to jail!
So smarten up Africans - be more American!