Sunday, November 3, 2019

No, we don't have 12 years; the climate crisis is NOW!

At least in New Delhi.

Not so much around here. All that scary shit you read about songbirds going extinct and frogs going extinct... they're not going extinct at all, they're just moving to the Bruce. We're overrun with them. It's hard to get a decent night's sleep for all the croaking and chirping.

As for the big picture, (and even the pot-addled hillbilly is forced to acknowledge that the world is bigger than the Bruce Peninsula) I wouldn't worry about it too much. Leonardo DiCaprio is on top of this stuff. His movies have grossed more than seven billions, so he obviously knows what he's talking about. He's teaming up with Greta to make it all better. (Aspiring rappers take note; there's a rhyme in there...)

Leonardo DiCaprio/Instagram

So rest easy folks. It's all under control.



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