Things you don't see every day: a hillbilly with a man-bun

I was just pulling out the drive when a white Dodge pick-up went by. Maybe a four inch lift with big tires that stuck out four inches beyond the fenders flares. You half-expected to see a set of truck-nutz hanging off the trailer hitch.

What a concept, truck-balls. Really? I mean, where would your head have to be at to come up with that idea? 

Hey Jeb, ya know what would really set yer rig apart? Some pretend testicles danglin' off the back!

Anyway, no truck-nutz; quite a relief, and almost a surprise, because surveys show that fake truck balls are more likely to be seen on Dodge trucks than any other brand. In fact, scientists have never seen such a phenomenon on any foreign trucks. Send me a pic of a Tacoma, Tundra, or Titan with pretend genitalia, and I'll send you a free Falling Downs beer cozy.

So Billy-Bob pulls over down the road to chit-chat with a chap on a tractor, and Holy Mother of God, if the youngster piloting that Dodge isn't sporting a friggin' man-bun that would be right at home in the Fruit Belt in Toronto!

Yup, when ole Bobby Zimmerman told us the times were a-changin', not even he could have imagined where we'd end up. Guys with man-buns driving jacked diesel trucks...

What the fuck is next? Gay farmers?