Get your conspiracy ducks in a row

I've been studying up on conspiracy theories more than I care to admit, but I think I've sorta got things figured out, for the most part, at least somewhat.

Black Lives Matter and affiliated Marxist enterprises are all funded by billionaires and their foundations. Billionaires are by definition capitalists, who are secretly Marxists. Joe Biden is ushering in a communist revolution, because that's what you do when you have record levels of Wall Street (ie Marxist) campaign money. The Chinese communists want to take over the world, but the Biden communists don't like them, so we have to have a nuclear war to see who is a better communist. Climate change will kill us all if covid and communism don't, and that's why we should ban bad thoughts from the internet, and especially ban bad thoughts about vaccine, because bad people. 

And there's always the distinct possibility that Jews are behind it all.

Hope that helped.