The Olympiad, and why you shouldn't give a shit

I see where Phelps missed his first gold medal. Oh, it seems he missed his first medal of any kind!

Let's not get too weepy over that. Michael Phelps is a twat. Now, even as I say that I have to admit he's my kind of twat... after all, he did have that famous/infamous bong-shot go out to the global media.

But really, he makes it in the 200 butterfly or he doesn't.. Who fucking cares?

That's the thing with these Olympics. Nobody cares, not even the guys swimming in them!

All your top guns are gonna keep their sponsors no matter what. Unless, God forbid, they're busted for doping!

But the medical management teams of all these top guys are way too smart for that...