Saturday, August 4, 2012

Fog of dementia envelops former Hollywood legend

According to anonymous sources, former Hollywood great Clint Eastwood has spent weeks shuffling along backroads in rural Idaho, dressed in a ratty bathrobe, mumbling incoherently something about corporations are people palestinians are not corporations are people palestinians are not...

So it wasn't a complete shock to read that he accidently stumbled upon a Romney fund-raiser in Sun Valley. A dazed and dishevelled Eastwood seemed confused by the gathering and kept asking where his limo was. When questioned by reporters if he was there to endorse Mitt he replied that he thought Romney would make a good mayor for Boston.

Reporters explained that Mitt was running for the Presidency, whereupon Eastwood  suggested he try something a little less daunting first, like being a state governor. He seemed taken aback when it was explained to him that Romney had already done a bang-up job as Governor of  Ontario, and that the neighbors at his summer place at Grand Bend speak highly of him.

"Ah, that's right," he drawled, "Grand Bend... Grand Bend! Yes it's coming to me now... Grand Bend Torino! I think I made a film about that place..."

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