Rob Ford takes leave of absence from mayor's chair to focus on new reality show

Ya, I know that's not how they're spinning the story at your reputable news outlets, but trust me.

For the straight skinny on a disreputable dude like Ford you have to turn to a disreputable news source like Falling Downs.

Robbie will sign into a high profile addiction palace like Homewood for a few days and then jet off to LA.

Trust me.

The man knows what side his bread is buttered on, and there's way more butter in Hollywood than in Toronto...

And the dude loves butter.