Stay calm

That's the tip we get from the local Postmedia outlet, the Sun-Times.

One thing I could never figure out was how they can still afford to print an actual newspaper in Owen Sound, pop 20,000, but the Guelph Daily Mercury had to shut down the print edition and go digital.

The population of Guelph is at least seven or eight times that of Owen Sound, but they can't support a daily paper?

Maybe Putin is behind this outrage?

Or maybe Den Tandt has way more shlepp at Postmedia HQ than we realized.

Anyway, right after they beseech the populace to stay calm, they print out the latest list of all the shit that's been cancelled, which runs several pages.

Hey assholes; we were plenty calm till you pulled that...


Now everybody's worried!