Ya, hate to be the one to break it to you, but that's where you're heading.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hell, we've lived through the smug glances of those Shopper's Drug Mart check-out clerks since we bought our first tube of K-gel, haven't we?
And the condoms.
And the 'roid ointments.
So what's the big deal with the adult diapers?