After all, Italy would have been a lot closer.
A few hundred years later we are still witnessing the fall-out. Cain's in big trouble. He might have sexually intimidated a former campaign worker because he was taller than she was. That's not all. There's another former employee coming out of the woodwork with a truly scandalous claim; Cain might have touched her butt. LET THE LAW-SUITS FLY!
Meanwhile, back in Italy, Berlusconi is hanging onto power. This last little while has been tough. He's been accused of boinking a underage belly-dancer. Not being taller, not inadvertently touching her butt-cheeks, but a full-on trousers-down boink. And normally nobody in Italy would bat an eye, but this boinkee was underage! And, double up on your poker chips here folks, SHE WAS A MORROCAN! A child of Islam!
Well, old Silvio has been pushing the envelope his whole career, but he might have pushed it too far this time, even for those oh-so-tolerant Italian voters. They've been putting up with the "bunga-bunga" nonsense for as long as they've been re-electing Berlusconi, but this could be the proverbial straw...
Meanwhile, here in the land of the Puritans, the Hermanator can kiss his presidential aspirations goodbye because ten years ago he might have touched somebody's ass.
Shame.
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