Ten things to give thanks for this Thanksgiving

1. We haven't invaded Iran. Yet.

2. Newt may have come out on top in the most recent polls but there's still time.

3. An unofficial unemployemnt rate of 25% means three-quarters of the people still have jobs.

4. Even though the super-committee has failed, at least it keeps their hands out of your pockets for now.

5. Resistance to our invasion of Uganda was less than expected.

6. Hardly anyone noticed we were supporting Gaddafi till the day we weren't.

7. Yankees lost, proving that money can't buy everything.

8. The rapture hasn't happened yet, meaning we can still look forward to it.

9. Karzai still on our side for now.

10. You can get a nice Dodge Ram 4x4 pick-up for under 25 thou. Woulda been 50 ten years ago.

Happy Thanksgiving!