Interim Libyan leader Mustafa Abdul Jalil announced today that Fifi, a lab-poodle cross, the last remaining member of the former dictator's inner circle, has been taken into custody.
The news was met with celebratory gunfire across Libya. "We have now truly reached a turning point" exclaimed the jubilant Jalil. "Fifi was powerful symbol of the Gaddafi regime and her capture deprives the loyalists of their last link to the despot. May she rot in hell. Allah be praised!"
Rebel forces claim they are holding the labradoodle in protective custody and will send her to The Hague to face war crimes charges. Fifi was on her own at the time of her capture, dragging a bag of kibble towards the Tunisian border.
While the rebels claim Fifi is being well treated, grainy video footage has emerged showing rebel fighters poking her with sticks. Representatives of the International Red Cross have requested access to the Mutt of the Maghreb in the hope that they can prevent her meeting the same fate as her recently deceased master.
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