All of the following are predicted in the Book of Revelations. Trust me. I checked.
"And he that smites shall be smitten”. Clearly a reference to Tiger Woods getting whacked by his wife.
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"I was dead but am now alive”. Leonard Cohen world tour 2010.
"There was a great earthquake”. This comes true every other week."
"The stars in the sky fell to earth”. Clear reference to shock and awe.
"Free men will hide in caves”. Not just hide in them, but live in them. Happening all over America as more and more people lose their homes.
"They are before the throne of God”. European finance ministers visit Goldman Sachs.
"Never again will they hunger”. KFC now accepts food stamps.
"They will long to die, but death will elude them”. How about those Leafs!
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"They shall have the power to torment people”. An unmistakable reference to the IRS.
"The people of the towel shall seek the key to the Abyss”. Ehud Barak will address this on CNN tomorrow.
"I was dead but am now alive”. Leonard Cohen world tour 2010.
"There was a great earthquake”. This comes true every other week."
"The stars in the sky fell to earth”. Clear reference to shock and awe.
"Free men will hide in caves”. Not just hide in them, but live in them. Happening all over America as more and more people lose their homes.
"They are before the throne of God”. European finance ministers visit Goldman Sachs.
"Never again will they hunger”. KFC now accepts food stamps.
"They will long to die, but death will elude them”. How about those Leafs!
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"They shall have the power to torment people”. An unmistakable reference to the IRS.
"The people of the towel shall seek the key to the Abyss”. Ehud Barak will address this on CNN tomorrow.
Hey, look at that, I can predict the future too!
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