World's dumbest nuclear engineers have been "months away" from nuclear bomb for thirty years.

No way around it. Those Iranians are really stupid. The first reports of an Iranian nuclear weapon came out in the early 1980's.

They've been coming out with numbing predictability ever since.

Every couple of years there's another very scary news bulletin:  " Iran mere months away from nuclear bomb".

A few months go by.

The towelheads-with-nukes story fades away, pushed off the front page by more important stuff.

Michael Jackson's bedtime buddies.

Pamela Anderson's breast implants.

Bill Clinton's cigar tricks.

The riff and the raff of American popular culture, or the "pinnacle of Western civilization" as we like to think of it.

Then, out of the blue, those damn Persians are at it again.

Mere months from a nuclear weapon.

This cycle has been repeating itself for well over thirty years now, and if the latest IAEA report is to be believed, they still don't have a nuclear weapon!

How is such a thing even possible?

Where are they recruiting their nuclear engineers?

The South Africans had nuclear weapons, for heaven's sakes, back in the apartheid days, a time when they were being embargoed and boycotted half to death.

The Hindus managed it years ago.

The Paks have done it.

Even North Korea, where the people eat grass while the leaders piss in urinals of gold have done it!

What's the matter with those Iranians?

They've either got to be really stupid, or they're just not trying very hard.