Friday, November 9, 2012

Memo to General Petraeus; keep surge in pants

So now we find out that while the dear General's troops were surging to glory over there in the Babylonian hinterlands and his career was surging up the Washington hierarchy, the old rascal was exploring some hinterlands of another sort with a surge all his own.

This is one of the amazing relics of America's puritanical origins. How is it even possible that a nation as licentious as America, where every eight year old has access to triple x hardcore porn 24/7, can force one of the top dogs in her security establishment to resign because he's shared his underpants parts with someone other than his lawfully wedded wife?

This should be the business of the General, the wife, and the other. In no way shape or form should it be cause for resignation or a newsworthy item of any caliber.

Grow up, America!

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