Thursday, January 3, 2013

Careers of the future: Teacherpoliceman

It's a hybrid occupation; half cop, half teacher!

It's the logical combination of Benito McGuinty's post-Sandy-Hook dictate that all Ontario elementary schools be locked down at all times, and the NRA's suggestion that every school have armed guards.

Just send cops to Teacher's College after they graduate the Police Academy!

Instead of just giving them a new Harley and a gun when they graduate, give them a new classroom too!

We'll achieve the safest classrooms and the best educated cops in one fell swoop!

That's a win-win if ever there was one!


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