Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Canada greenlights sale of automatic weapons to Colombia

Here's to the benefits of free trade!

That's why we sign those darned agreements! Why should Canadian dealers and manufacturers be left out of the lucrative Colombian market for automatic weapons? It's a booming market after all, what with all those para-military militias spreading peace throughout the land

Foreign Minister John Baird made the announcement today that Colombia would now join our NATO allies and Israel on the Automatic Firearms Country Control List, aka the "good guys."

And just in the nick of time, considering that those wily Persians are hatching their insidious plots all over the Americas.

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