Sunday, May 6, 2012

How long has this been going on?

I walk into the bathroom this morning and there's the cat sitting on the window ledge.

Nothing wrong with that, except I keep my toothbrush on the window ledge.

The fucking cat is sitting on my toothbrush.

It occurs to me that every time I drive out the lane I glance up and see the cat looking out the bathroom window.

Well fuck me!

She's been sitting on my fucking toothbrush for years!

I can't begin to explain my revulsion...

I could just as well skip the toothbrush and brush my teeth with the cat...

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