Friday, November 8, 2013

Netanyahu rushed to hospital with ruptured anal aperture

PM Netanyahu was rushed to Hadassah Medical Centre today.

Doctor Shlomo Finkelbein, the Prime Minister's personal physician, briefed the press;

When the Prime Minister heard the news that there was progress in Geneva, he had what is colloquially known as a "shit hemorrhage." Clinically speaking, his blood pressure elevated to such an astonishing level that it caused the sidewalls to blow out of his lower intestine. 

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