Thursday, November 7, 2013

Saudis to invest billions in training "good" Syrian rebels

Apparently the House of Saud aren't the sort to walk away from a bad bet.

Instead, they're gonna double down.


The pouty Western powers don't like the AQ crew we've flooded Syria with, we'll flood the country with jihadists who have had the appropriate sensitivity training. In addition to teaching our recruits how to chant "death to America," we will henceforth teach them to sing "Jesus loves me."

That will show the world that our guys are not scary at all, and that even though they hate America they love Jesus.

That should do it!

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