Saturday, August 1, 2015

Here's proof that "progress" is possible!

As a Luddite of long standing, I reflexively poo-poo every proclamation of this thing called progress.

Remember the "paperless office?"

Remember the "leisure society?"

Remember flying cars?

But I think I'm about to change my tune...

Check this out!

Yup, a topless beer can!

Not only does it allow the beer drinker to spy bugs and cigarette butts in her beverage; it lets you drink more!

That's gonna be the biggest boon to civilization since the heat-seeking missile!

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