It's a good news bad news kinda thing. We've had about a five minute squirt of rain in the last month.
The bad news is that the cash crop guys are gonna go broke this year.
The good news is that I'll probably get by with cutting the lawn two or three times, instead of twenty or thirty.
Thank God I didn't fall for Junior's advice and get one of those fancy riding mowers. I mean he made a good point; get that Cub Cadet rider and cutting the lawn is gonna be an adventure after you've had eight beers. I get it.
Whereas, no matter how you cut it, pushing that Home Hardware $199 special around the yard is never gonna be anything other than drudgery, no matter how many beers you had.