Analysts see Obama moving to the left and to the right in State of the Union speech

Which just proves once again my theory that "political analyst" is one of those professions in which superior bullshitting skills can take you a long way.

Here's a headline telling us Obama is turning left.

And here's one telling us he's turning right!

Presumably both men were listening to the same speech. I think I'll pull the plug on my brief career as a poet and become a political analyst instead!