Tristan Farabet, CEO of Coca-Cola France, has come out in defense of the working masses who were so ruthlessly slandered by US tire magnate Mory Taylor last week.
As you may recall, Maurice (hey!... is that not a French name?...) Taylor claimed that French workers only work three hours a day and spend the rest of the work day taking breaks.
Caused a bit of an uproar.
But I think I've figured out Farabet's motivations. He's hoping that after they read his defense of French workers they'll switch to drinking Coca-Cola on their six-hour breaks!
That's gonna kick the shit outta the French wine industry...
But it'll be pure gold for Coca-Cola!