Monday, March 18, 2013

Toronto cops on lookout for illegal ass jobs

Call it the Bumtox Scandal.

Not too long ago the Toronto papers were full of self congratulatory nonsense over the fact the population of Toronto has surpassed that of Chicago.

Because what really really matters to Torontonians is being bigger and better than Chicago.

Toronto journalists were particularly chuffed over the fact that although Toronto was now bigger, it has a mere ten percent of the number of homicides that afflict the Windy City, which proves the superiority of Canadian culture in 1001 ways.

But don't assume for a moment that this means the Toronto Police Services don't have much to do. You'd be wronger than wrong.

Toronto Police are being run off their feet by a wave of illegal butt-enhancement procedures...

Not sure if that puts us ahead of the Chicago coolness curve or behind it...

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