Raise a glass to Walter Serpit down Georgia way.
A lot of times when a man's house catches fire, guys will panic and save the booze first. They'll find themselves in sock feet across the street, a half jug of Wild Turkey in one hand and a six-pak of Bud Light in the other when they realize their family is still trapped in their flaming double-wide!
That's what's known as "having your priorities askew."
Wally done it the right way round. Gets the family unit out the house before saving the beer!