My joy at arriving at a view count of six numbers was somewhat toxified by the fact that an awful lot of those views seem to come from one "Vampi Restat."
When I try to correlate views with audience I inevitably conclude that Vamp is domiciled in Indonesia, Russia, and the US simultaneously.
So who the hell is Vamp?
Must be one of those Russian guys who knew where the keys and the ownership papers were stashed when the commie regime crumbled.
He parlayed that into a upper East Side apartment and a villa in Indonesia.
And he loves my blog!