Oh, wait a minute... it's fuckin' February... there's four feet of snow in the fields!
THERE ARE NO CROP CIRCLES!
But what did I just see?... I think I just saw Madonna ascending to heaven...
I'm watching the Grammys, and I just burned a stick of Kipling's famous Puslinch Red-Hair... I'm confused...
Was that not Madonna?..
...ascending to heaven?
WTF, I'm pulling on my Wellys, strapping on the snow-shoes, and checking out the fields for those crop circles again...
I'll get back to ya...
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