A tip for aspiring informants: RCMP pays better than FBI

If you are considering a career as a police informant, you would be well advised to head north.

It’s a fad across the Western  world. Put a jihad-talking  police stooge into a mosque and see if anyone takes the bait.

And it works! Surely there are bound to be some disaffected members who will be impressed. It worked for the FBI in the case of the Newburgh Four. It worked for the RCMP with the Toronto 18.

Shahed Hussain, the informant who recruited, organized and prodded the Newburgh Four along did OK for himself. Came away with $100,000 for his troubles.

But he could have done so much better. To nail the Toronto 18, the RCMP used not one but two informants, who between them pocketed a cool 4.4 million!

So if you’re a young muslim with good bull-shitting skills, a thirst for adventure, and a love of money, consider heading north and offering your services to the RCMP.