Sunday, December 25, 2011

Republicans for Obama

Sounds crazy, but it's coming soon to a town hall near you; Republicans for Obama.

It's bubbling away on the back burner right now. It will burst into full bloom after Ron Paul wins the GOP nomination.

And that's probably a done deal. Who's left? Newt and Perry tripped up by the demands of campaign paperwork, Cain undone by the stuck zipper on his trousers, Bachmann  done in by the unstuck zipper on her lips, Palin and Huntsman and Trump sitting this round out... It's starting to look a lot like Paul vs. Romney.

Romney is the "corporations are people" candidate. Good luck with that.

Ron Paul is the isolationist candidate. Let's just bring a million American soldiers home and, and... do what? Have them build housing for the homeless? No can do. We need them off the payroll to hit that trillion dollar budget reduction target. So we'll just add them to the ranks of the unemployed.

The more folks think this through, the better Obama looks. Keep paying for uncountable military bases on foreign soil? Check. Keep antagonizing the People of the Towel with pointless interventions in their countries? Check. Keep funding idiotic blue-sky military programs that do nothing but suck money out of the real economy and enrich war profiteers? Check. Keep bailing out too-big-too-fail banksters? Double check.

The closer Republicans look at Ron Paul, the more they will realize that Obama's their man.

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