Saturday, December 17, 2011

So many jobs in Texas Governor Perry gets two paychecks

Rick Perry has created so many new jobs that many Texans are finding themselves with multiple paychecks!

The Lone Star jobs bonanza has even reached the governors office. Perry the fiscal conservative finds himself with the unwanted good fortune of collecting two checks from the state's coffers; one for being the top dog and one for being an old dog.

That's right! At 61 Perry qualifies for a pension. Not just any piddly pension, but a sweet $7,700 a month!

This should give fresh legs to the ailing Perry campaign. If he can work the Perry magic on the entire nation we'll all retire at 61 with a full pension plus get another paycheck as well.

Hard times will be just a Texas dust storm in the rear-view mirror.

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