Sorry folks. I just made that up. Tacky made-up headlines are a mainstay of the blogosphere, don't you know? More page reads means more advertising money for me.
But it's too late now. And even though I made that up, you know it's true. Bieber isn't just implicated, he's one of the main front-men at the moment. One of the top spokespeople for the death cult we call consumer capitalism.
Have to say I don't feel too bad about it. Tacky made-up headlines have been a mainstay of the New York Times for well over 150 years.
If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me.
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