So the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary pull over a car the other night (nearby a trailer park as the article helpfully notes, just to reinforce a certain stereotype).
Buddy behind the wheel is sober, but Buddy in the shotgun seat is snozzled. The keen-eyed RNC team on this bust quickly realize the driver only has his learner's permit.
Even though Buddy and other Buddy were duly trying to do the right thing, they find they've become a news story instead.
Next time they'll just put the pedal to the metal and hope for the best.