John Kerry attempts to chew gum while riding bike; disaster ensues

For John Kerry, it's just a broken leg.

For the rest of the world, it's an unmitigated disaster. Think about it. Those Iran nuke talks, on hold. Negotiations with Putin over the Ukraine imbroglio, on hold. The war on ISIS, on hold.

All around the world, the news cycle is on hold while Kerry is on the mend.

That's not necessarily a bad thing...