First day of a brand new year, and oh my God, it's the same old same old all over the front page of the NYT.
The euro-crisis. It didn't quite sink us in '11, but for sure it's gonna get us in 2012. That she-beast of Berlin, Angela Merkel, spent her first day of the new year wagging her finger at the lazy Greeks and reminding them they need to make more sacrifices to save the German banks.
And if that's not bad enough, this will blow your socks off: IRAN SAYS IT HAS PRODUCED NUCLEAR FUEL ROD!!!
Oh my God, run for the bunker... they've got a nuclear fuel rod? Why, they must be, what, mere days from a nuclear weapon, and then they're going to start WIPING US OFF THE MAP OH MY GOD!!!
And remember, Ron Paul WANTS them to have nuclear weapons.
No comments:
Post a Comment