It was well over a year ago that our international spy network here at Falling Downs uncovered the Iranian KFC.
We thought at the time, what a great way to build bridges to our "enemies." If there's one thing everybody can agree on it's that there's nothing like a piece of fried chicken!
Well, seems the evil-doers in Iran aren't the only bad people who like good chicken. The Gaza tunnel moguls are doing a great trade smuggling KFC into the coastal enclave right along side the Mercedes cars and the anti-tank rockets!
Enough already with the all-options-on-the-table nonsense. That doesn't impress anyone anymore... off to the dustbin of history with that foolish talk.
And let's instead set that table with a barrel 'o deep-fried chicken.
That will be a first tentative step to world peace.