Oops... maybe they have and I didn't notice?
But Junior clued me in to this dude.
Not that I needed cluing in to the Doobie Brothers.
I used to go roller-skating at Bingeman Park, and the Doobie Brothers were one of the staples over the sound system.
Apparently that Bingeman fellow who owns the place is a Mennonite.
If so, I would expect that he would have to be in a space mightily conflicted by an inner struggle between his Doobie Brothers self and his Pentagon self.
Sort of an echo of the struggle Jeff Baxter must have gone through himself.