Thursday, July 18, 2013

NEWS FLASH!!! Rich people live longer!

Who knew?

Common sense just screams out that all those poor folks massed on their couches of complacency awaiting their next government cheque would live way longer. After all, talk about a life of no worries!

Meanwhile, those poor rich folks have to negotiate a never-ending gauntlet of lying lawyers, crooked investment advisers, random stock market fluctuations, odious government tax grabs, and the masses of poor people scheming to steal their stuff.

It can't be easy!

But apparently all that stress makes the rich folks live longer!

That news comes from research done by Statistics Canada.

No wonder the Harper gang has been working so hard to make those "social scientists" shut up!

If the poor folks catch wind of this they might get even pissier...

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