Went for a ramble over the fields this afternoon, and there were FRESH CROP CIRCLES all over the place!
It's not hard to put two and two together; alien spaceships circling the Bruce last night; fresh crop circles this morning!
Where does this spaceship hail from? Is the ISON debris radioactive? Are the aliens saving us from a radioactive debris shower?
I called up my buddy Kipling, who, among his many other duties, is Chair of the University of Guelph's Crop Circle Task Force.
Professor Kipling had a few questions, which I was happy to answer.
No, haven't been into the home brew.
The home grown?...
He tried to make a big deal out of that, but I know the difference between a blunt of homegrown and a crop circle.