- breathe a sigh of relief
- tighten your belt and adjust your suspenders
- talk to your lawyer
- turn yourself in at the nearest police station.
Conrad is not one to allow a criminal conviction to stand in the way of his pontificating about the travails of the Harper gang. Conrad doesn't see a problem, except for Corporal Horton (who provides the segue to a gratuitous Hitler reference in the article).
Conrad is a bit like Rob Ford; too full of himself to have any sense of shame.